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He doesn’t use other libraries, he gracefully allows them to participate.

He doesn’t use other libraries, he gracefully allows them to participate.

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A more civilized default value.

A more civilized default value.

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Truly the source of fine art.

Truly the source of fine art.

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I don’t always write while loops, but when I do, I triple check to make sure it doesn’t infinitely loop.

I don’t always write while loops, but when I do, I triple check to make sure it doesn’t infinitely loop.

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His cloud storage’s sys admin is Lando Calrissian.

His cloud storage’s sys admin is Lando Calrissian.

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When companies want to release OS updates, they check his applications before release.

When companies want to release OS updates, they check his applications before release.

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When he creates a website, services pay HIM to be able to host it.

When he creates a website, services pay HIM to be able to host it.

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He once hacked into the NSA mainframe using only a string, a plastic cup, and a TI-84.

He once hacked into the NSA mainframe using only a string, a plastic cup, and a TI-84.

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When he gives you an over-the-shoulder code review, you put it on your resume.

When he gives you an over-the-shoulder code review, you put it on your resume.

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His code is so robust that one of his accounting programs could solve world hunger.

His code is so robust that one of his accounting programs could solve world hunger.